Look what I bought!

A pack of wank cloths with your favorite templates for jerking off.
The egg timer is running, you have 3 minutes and look, the last wank cloth is exactly your case!

And if you miss, I'll wipe it off with your face. Frog wanker!.... Look at you horny

You are chronically underfucked? Well then, you may lick the duck and fuck the pig.

I have tears running down my face from laughing because you are so ridiculous!....... Look at you horny