Look what I bought!

A pack of wank cloths with your favorite templates for jerking off.
The egg timer is running, you have 3 minutes and look, the last wank cloth is exactly your case!

And if you miss, I'll wipe it off with your face. Frog wanker!.... Look at you horny

You little pig want me to fuck you in your ass while you fuck the little pig?!
YOU are already a perverted sow and stand on it when you are insulted.
I will take a nice big one for your ass and take you right!
GO you little piglet, show me how you fuck the pig....