CBT in a different way?
Here you see a picture gallery of me kicking an egg and what should I say, the first time it didn't work out!
But something like this doesn't get me off balance but encourages me to get better.
So HOP - the egg back in the right position and a firm but more accurate kick.
Look at what happens to the egg and think about your balls.

And who's gonna lick this clean?
You're welcome to come up to me and treat my feet.

There you would like to lick directly on the knees and my high heels cleanly.
But first you would be my doormat!

Tasty feet I always have!
And now even with cherry flavour you can lick clean.
Drool over my picture series and then get in touch.

With a fishnet nylon tights and bare feet I crush the poor strawberry.
You are welcome to switch places with her, but first you will lick my feet clean!

If they bring me the wrong present, this happens!
I don't like roses, remember this.